P I Z Z A S L U T

whimsical &largely fictional ruminations &observations from the gal with the golden cap

as much as i cannot explain it i also cannot understand why for the first seven years of my life “piss” was my favorite badswear &/also why i was allowed to jump on the bed and yell it

jknn

well,

BABY WE WER BORN TO RUN

how many birthmarks does it take til the center of the earth?

the palindromes are coming

and it’s 6 36 and to whom it may concern i am not drinking listerine in a stranger’s bathroom reading masoch and to whom it may not concern i am in a stranger’s bathroom drinking listerine and reading masoch

just me n the boys

“the sores inside my mouth have sores inside their mouths”

—   jay

have YOU ever wished to be robert deniro ?